That's not my patio.

I have patio furniture for the first time in my life! Got a great end-of-summer deal on two chairs, a table, and an umbrella. Too bad you couldn’t tell from the packaging that the table doesn’t have a hole for an umbrella. So now I’m in the market for an umbrella stand. Of course. It’s like painting your living room and before you know it, you’re knocking out walls in the extra bedroom because one thing just led to another.