I try not to be too demanding; it’s not really my personality. But seriously, all I ask for are a few simple things.

  • Plain, white, generic, select-a-size paper towels that don’t have flowers or tree houses or fruits printed all over them UPDATE: Have found these at Wal-Mart. Sigh of relief.
  • Microsoft Outlook to not include my e-mail address when I click “Reply All.” Gmail understands that I don’t want to reply to myself – why can’t you, Outlook?
  • The worship leader to know the words to the song he’s leading
  • Car commercials to not yell at me